The Whole Foods store closed.
Not at all? Then you must have some sort of saintly clean mind.
I kind of ignored it after I heard it.
Second thought, then? You can’t tell me it didn’t run through your mind.
Not until you mentioned it.
Hey, I’m just curious. How could I not be? Admit it, that’s the first thing you thought when you heard he had sex with that many people. You probably thought “that dude’s dick is gonna fall off pretty soon.”
Wasn’t the first thought. My first thought is how they found that many people.
Did they mention how many STDs he had? There is no way you can have that much sex without having some form of crotch rot.
I didn’t really care to listen, but thank you for that.
…That’s disgusting. I can’t even pretend like that guy is a pimp.
I don’t even know 2000 people.
Praise. I know what you mean, early morning’s are the worst only because of how freezing it is. I was up at 5am the other day and I’ve never shook so terribly from the cold before. Telling ya, it sucked.
Especially since I was in Mexico last week. Such a huge temperature difference.